K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We talked him into tasing himself.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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