And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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