New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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