this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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