Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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