new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
now i know why i became what i already was.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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