How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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