I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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