Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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