I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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