dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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