Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Acid is not a monday night drug
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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