It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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