ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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