Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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