i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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