Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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