Buhtt sex?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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