Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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