I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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