Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Randomize
