sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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