If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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