i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
His nipple licking is glorious
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