That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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