i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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