Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Is Oprah even human
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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