trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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