her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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