I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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