Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Small penises have feelings too.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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