i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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