I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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