It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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