I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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