return my video game
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
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