So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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