i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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