My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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