no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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