just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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