love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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