is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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