now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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