Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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