Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just had sex on a roof
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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