Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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