He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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