At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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