Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
